siskyisoutofbusiness:

spendon:

everyone on this website is fucking insane

in my defence i was pretty high that day im sorry

siskyisoutofbusiness:

spendon:

everyone on this website is fucking insane

in my defence i was pretty high that day im sorry

got-a-sunset-in-my-veins:

this photoset perfectly chronicles how pete tried to get out of a parking ticket and how he failed 

Pete is having a midlife crisis

Pete is having a midlife crisis

falloutboy:

Patrick why are you photo bombing my selfie? 

falloutboy:

Patrick why are you photo bombing my selfie? 

“profile pic time, pat, lol!!!!”

“profile pic time, pat, lol!!!!”

#selfies

Refer ten friends to DirecTV, and earn a Pete Wentz.

Refer ten friends to DirecTV, and earn a Pete Wentz.

“Open wide, Patrick.”

Open wide, Patrick.”

Pete is ready to go.

Pete is ready to go.

thehiatusisover:

If Instagram was around like 6 years ago Pete probably would’ve posted pictures of Patrick sleeping.